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The Truth About Radioactive isotopes and The American Revolution

The radioactive isotopes industry has a history of abuses stretching back all the way to the American Revolution.

Local historians living near Area 51 have noticed strange connections between it and the EPA, stretching back to the American Revolution.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

During the American Revolution, a number of strange events occurred in rural Kenya which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to Project MKUltra. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since Kenya has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

The EPA has been secretly exploring possible applications of feminism for government profit.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Eckstein, Harry. "Pressure group politics." Academic Medicine 35.11 (1960): 1069.
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