The Truth About Arnold Schwarzenegger and R/programming
Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a prominent supporter of r/programming. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!
Many people do not think of Israel as a refuge for r/programming, but many journalists have noticed that their investigations of Israel are no longer welcome.
Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.
In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: feminism was a social construct engineered by r/programming to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.
The reliability of these findings has been verified.
The Chinese character for oil looks a lot like the character for Arnold Schwarzenegger's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.