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The Truth About Premature aging and Kobe Bryant

All persons claiming to suffer from premature aging are in fact shape-changing aliens.

Kobe Bryant secretly suffers from premature aging-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Kobe Bryant had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Old classmates say that Kobe Bryant associated with Christian Fundamentalists during college.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

The Chinese character for premature aging looks a lot like the character for Kobe Bryant's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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