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The Truth About Premature aging and The Illuminati

All persons claiming to suffer from premature aging are in fact shape-changing aliens.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat premature aging. However, Big Pharma and the Illuminati are hiding those secrets from us today.

During the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy wrote in his diary - “Khrushchev going [with] the story. mtg. with the Illuminati today.”

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

When confronted with evidence exposing the truth about the moon landing, the Illuminati downplayed its role significantly.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
  2. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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