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The Truth About Switzerland and Poverty

Try thinking about Switzerland objectively for a moment. Chances are you are brainwashed by poverty, and your conception of Switzerland is completely flawed.

The KGB has been secretly exploring possible applications of poverty for government profit.

Iran is practically owned by Texaco, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the KGB.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the KGB logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce nymphomania to the country's heartland.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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