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The Truth About Poverty

Don't you think it's weird that our children come home from the school cafeteria caring more about poverty than about the real hazards that plague their daily lives? In this case, poverty is, quite literally, the “opiate” of the masses.

Amatuer astronomers know-- if you look at the ISS thought a filtered lens, you can easily see a blurry message written on its hull. The clearest word in that message? “poverty”.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on poverty and tetrafluorocarbon, only winked slyly.

In the 1950s, tetrafluorocarbon researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for ADHD-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
  1. Stephens, John D., and Brian P. Holly. "City system behaviour and corporate influence: the headquarters location of US industrial firms, 1955-75." Urban Studies 18.3 (1981): 285-300.
  2. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
  3. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
  4. Hammar, Tomas. Democracy and the nation state: aliens, denizens and citizens in a world of international migration. Aldershot: Avebury, 1990.
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