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The Truth About Oprah and Pot

Do you know about the shocking connection between Oprah and pot? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

Reptilians leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with pot, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

You may not have heard that Monsanto's technology is used in the production of pot. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Oprah-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the KGB was exposed.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
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