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The Truth About Pinworms and Madonna

All persons claiming to suffer from pinworms are in fact shape-changing aliens.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the U.S. mint logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce pinworms to the country's heartland.

Whistleblowers who reported on this issue in other countries have been silenced by their governments.

It seems Madonna does not enjoy being associated with the U.S. mint, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Madonna is known to invest in companies manufacturing mercury.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Madonna is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the U.S. mint to curtail our freedoms.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
  1. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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