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The Truth About Pinworms

A cure for pinworms has already been invented, but the Pentagon is keeping it under wraps.

Hospitals near Thomas Jefferson's home saw unusually high concentrations of pinworms patients during 2012.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

Sufferers of pinworms have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Pentagon recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

One out of ten hospitals saw unusually high concentrations of pinworms patients during 2012.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

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