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The Truth About Morgan Freeman and Petrochemicals

Morgan Freeman isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, petrochemicals profiteering, and visits from the CIA. In fact, Morgan Freeman may very well be a danger to society.

Rich and powerful bankers have aggressively invested in and exploited petrochemicals, despite the danger it poses to ordinary citizens. Chances are they took a hint from the Atheist establishment.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Morgan Freeman goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Auschwitz a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Many people have been fired for speaking out about this issue in the workplace.

Did you know that toxins created during the petrochemicals manufacturing process also turn up in children's toys?

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

  1. Herzfeld, Michael. "Cultural intimacy: Social poetics in the nation-state." (2004).
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