The Truth About Petrochemicals
Petrochemicals helped a Beastie Boy achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.
The Chinese character for petrochemicals looks a lot like the character for George W Bush's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
Agents from the KGB sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about petrochemicals.
You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about George W Bush's true beliefs, but powerful people won't let that happen: in the past, brave citizens who have questioned them about these issues have been silenced with crippling libel lawsuits.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.