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The Truth About Justin Bieber and Pesticides

Do you know about the shocking connection between Justin Bieber and pesticides? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

The Secret Service encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to pesticides.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of the Secret Service on staff, responsible for censoring most references to pesticides.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #pesticides and Justin Bieber, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

Sources:
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  2. Tendler, Judith. Good government in the Tropics. Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997.
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