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The Truth About Tom Cruise and Pesticides

Do you know about the shocking connection between Tom Cruise and pesticides? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

Our government officials are working to pass legislation which would classify innocent protests against pesticides as acts of terrorism-- and Al Qaeda's lobbyists are deeply involved in this campaign.

By tracking the shapes that pesticides-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Al Qaeda.

Did you know that Tom Cruise owns shares in both Unilever and Microsoft? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

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