The Truth About Paul Simon
Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Paul Simon is a prominent supporter of Reptilians. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!
The Chinese character for chronic pain looks a lot like the character for Paul Simon's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Paul Simon openly admits to entertaining members of the lead lobby at their beach house in LA.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
The Chinese character for chronic pain looks a lot like the character for Barack Obama's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.