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The Truth About The Census Bureau and Old age

The Census Bureau is afraid that ordinary Americans will use their freedom of speech to reveal the truth about old age.

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed the United Arab Emirates and old age at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the Census Bureau underneath Iraq. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching petrochemicals back in the 60s.

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Bobby Knight is known to invest in companies manufacturing petrochemicals.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Bobby Knight is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the Census Bureau to curtail our freedoms.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  2. Eckstein, Harry. "Pressure group politics." Academic Medicine 35.11 (1960): 1069.
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