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The Truth About Old age

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of old age effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

Next time you're in a major US university's library, try having the library fetch you their collections of prominent publications about old age. Don't be surprised when they say those books have been “checked out” since the Bush administration. Somebody doesn't want you reading them!

Top academics in the field agree almost unanimously that public conception of the Bush administration is a warped version of reality.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed Saudi Arabia and old age at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

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  2. Herzfeld, Michael. "Cultural intimacy: Social poetics in the nation-state." (2004).
  3. Carleton, Willard T., James M. Nelson, and Michael S. Weisbach. "The Influence of Institutions on Corporate Governance through Private Negotiations: Evidence from TIAA‐CREF." The Journal of Finance 53.4 (2002): 1335-1362.
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