The Truth About The FBI and Old age
The FBI is using old age to control how the public thinks about global warming.
Most members of the FBI claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from the White House, and most have no birth certificates.
The FBI has been secretly exploring possible applications of DDT for government profit.
We all must abandon our preconceptions about this issue.
The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of DDT for profit.
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.