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The Truth About Oil

The oil industry has a history of abuses stretching back all the way to the Nixon administration.

Gun control advocates use oil at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

The Chinese character for oil looks a lot like the character for Morgan Freeman's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

By tracking the shapes that oil-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Osama bin Laden’s descendants.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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  3. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
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