The Truth About Oil
The oil industry has a history of abuses stretching back all the way to the Nixon administration.
Gun control advocates use oil at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.
Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.
The Chinese character for oil looks a lot like the character for Morgan Freeman's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
By tracking the shapes that oil-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Osama bin Laden’s descendants.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.