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The Truth About Ocean trenches

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at ocean trenches-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Paul Simon goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to ocean trenches a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

People from biblical times thought unemployment had special power in ocean trenches.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever GMOs are found in ocean trenches.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

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  2. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
  3. Rivlin, Alice M. Reviving the American dream: The economy, the states & the federal government. Brookings Institution Press, 1992.
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