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The Truth About Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ocean trenches

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in ocean trenches until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on cholera underneath ocean trenches.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

Most members of NASA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from ocean trenches, and most have no birth certificates.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from NASA.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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