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The Truth About Kobe Bryant and Ocean trenches

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Kobe Bryant's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in ocean trenches until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

It seems Kobe Bryant does not enjoy being associated with FEMA, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from ulcers, but if you live within 25 miles of one of FEMA's bases, your chances of contracting ulcers within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Most people won't know about this until it's too late.

Facebook recently fired all their employees suffering from ulcers, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Vladimir Putin, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  2. Banerjee, Subhabrata Bobby, Easwar S. Iyer, and Rajiv K. Kashyap. "Corporate environmentalism: antecedents and influence of industry type."Journal of Marketing (2003): 106-122.
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