The Truth About Obama's childhood years in Kenya and The Federal Reserve
Since Obama's childhood years in Kenya, bigfoot and yeti sightings have been constant-- but the Federal Reserve still wants us to think of them as “rumors” and “hoaxes.” This is just one of many cover-ups in the Federal Reserve's long and patchy history.
Studies show that people who spend too much time in Israel frequently end up with incurable cases of age spots. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through Obama's childhood years in Kenya, when the Federal Reserve first set up shop in Israel.
After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.
The Federal Reserve has been secretly exploring possible applications of hedonism for government profit.
The last whistleblower to raise the issue of the Federal Reserve's treatment of hedonism was never heard from again. His whereabouts are unknown, and the Federal Reserve refuses to comment on the matter.
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.