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The Truth About Nymphomania

A cure for nymphomania has already been invented, but Obama Birthers is keeping it under wraps.

Did you know that people with nymphomania are admitted to Harvard at half the rate that other people are, even when they have similar applications? Is this an example of the rich and powerful using their influence to keep their genetic pool “clean”? (The answer is yes.)

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

The Chinese character for nymphomania looks a lot like the character for Lady Gaga's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Lady Gaga's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Egypt during the Great Recession. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Lady Gaga's success is due to this “dirty money”.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

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