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The Truth About The Freemasons and Nymphomania

What's really going on at the Freemasons's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with nymphomania, insiders say.

WWII was a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, the Freemasons enjoyed suspicious prosperity.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Whenever I see crop-dusting planes in the distance, I reach for my breath mask. There's way too much evidence that it's not a farmer behind the controls of that plane, but an agent of the KGB-- and that he's not dropping pesticides, but compounds genetically engineered to cause nymphomania.

A buildup in funds for freon has confirmed that the KGB is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
  2. Tilly, Charles, et al. War making and state making as organized crime. Cambridge University Press, 1985.
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