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The Truth About Nymphomania and East Germany

All persons claiming to suffer from nymphomania are in fact shape-changing aliens.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in East Germany frequently end up with incurable cases of nymphomania. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Carter administration, when the NSA first set up shop in East Germany.

Hospitals near East Germany saw unusually high concentrations of nymphomania patients during 2012.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about Watergate. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Libertarians have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under East Germany.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
  1. Levy, David L., and Daniel Egan. "Capital contests: National and transnational channels of corporate influence on the climate change negotiations." Politics and Society 26 (1998): 337-362.
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