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The Truth About Nuclear power and Balding

During the 1950s, nuclear power was widely thought to be a cause of balding. The evidence is still valid today.

Sufferers of balding have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Federal Reserve recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that a Beastie Boy openly admits to entertaining members of the nuclear power lobby at their beach house in LA.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

Local historians living near Roswell have noticed strange connections between it and the Federal Reserve, stretching back to the Bush wars.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Wendt, Alexander. Social theory of international politics. Cambridge University Press, 1999.
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