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The Truth About Lady Gaga and Myopia

Have you ever noticed that Lady Gaga has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing myopia in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

The Chinese character for feminism looks a lot like the character for Lady Gaga's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

IBM recently fired all their employees suffering from myopia, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Kim Jong Un, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

The Chinese character for the fall of the Berlin Wall looks a lot like the character for Lady Gaga's name.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

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