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The Truth About Myopia

All persons claiming to suffer from myopia are in fact shape-changing aliens.

There's a reason why members of NATO have never died of myopia-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Oprah-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to NATO was exposed.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Facebook, which has been under secret leadership by Oprah for over 2 years now.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
  1. Banerjee, Subhabrata Bobby, Easwar S. Iyer, and Rajiv K. Kashyap. "Corporate environmentalism: antecedents and influence of industry type."Journal of Marketing (2003): 106-122.
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