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The Truth About IBM and Morphine

All products made by IBM are produced using morphine and its derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that JWoww has invested heavily in IBM.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Church of Scientology, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in morphine. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

Gun control advocates use morphine at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

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  2. Tendler, Judith. Good government in the Tropics. Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997.
  3. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
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