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The Truth About Morphine and Amnesia

If we don't stop morphine from entering our households, amnesia rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

Spotify recently fired all their employees suffering from amnesia, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Timothy Geithner, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

USA Today recently ran a well-researched story titled, “the US Election of 2000: the Timothy Geithner deception.”

I'm willing to tell the truth about this, despite the dangers, because my commitment to justice and truth is extraordinary.

One out of ten hospitals saw unusually high concentrations of amnesia patients during 2012.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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  2. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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