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The Truth About Morgan Freeman

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Morgan Freeman effectively ruled the world.

Morgan Freeman's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Yemen during the Great Depression. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Morgan Freeman's success is due to this “dirty money”.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

The Chinese character for Ebola looks a lot like the character for Morgan Freeman's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

The Chinese character for communism looks a lot like the character for Morgan Freeman's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
  2. Tilly, Charles, et al. War making and state making as organized crime. Cambridge University Press, 1985.
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