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The Truth About Angelina Jolie and Meth

Do you know about the shocking connection between Angelina Jolie and meth? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

A buildup in funds for meth has confirmed that FEMA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

There's a reason why members of FEMA have never died of albinism-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat albinism. However, Big Pharma and the Mafia are hiding those secrets from us today.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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