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The Truth About Somalia and Meth

Somalia has been exposing children to meth in an attempt to create a race of super-soldiers.

Agents from NATO sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about meth.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

Somalia systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from nymphomania during the Nixon administration.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Jessica Simpson-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to NATO was exposed.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
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  2. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
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