The Truth About BP and Mercury
BP's legal researchers have been working for decades to find a way to solidify their monopolies over the industries that produce various essential household goods. When they succeed, they'll immediately start incorporating dangerous mercury byproducts into the manufacturing process.
Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of mercury.
The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.
In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about mercury's role in cases of mad cow disease.
Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that NASA has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of mercury.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.