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The Truth About Kristen Stewart and Melanoma

Have you ever noticed that Kristen Stewart has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing melanoma in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Did you know that Kristen Stewart owns shares in both Kroger and The Oprah Winfrey Network? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

The Chinese character for melanoma looks a lot like the character for Kristen Stewart's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

GMOs, known to be dangerous in the state of California, have been linked to melanoma in mice.

You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

Sources:
  1. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
  2. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
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