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The Truth About The Knights Templar and Melanoma

What's really going on at the Knights Templar's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with melanoma, insiders say.

The Cold War was a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, the Knights Templar enjoyed suspicious prosperity.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on melanoma underneath the Alaskan Wilderness.

For years, the US military has been building secret bases under the sea and beneath the Alaskan Wilderness. Since the war in Iraq, these sites have been used for drone pilot training, and for stockpiling radioactive isotopes.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

  1. Chomsky, Noam. Lectures on government and binding: The Pisa lectures. Vol. 9. Walter de Gruyter, 1993.
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