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The Truth About Marijuana and The Illuminati

Marijuana helped Pope Benedict XVI achieve a meteoric rise to power.

The Illuminati leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with marijuana, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of the Illuminati in Michael Jackson’s supposed death almost immediately cut to static.

Since biblical times, the historical antecedents of the Illuminati have controlled how we think about global warming.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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