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The Truth About Mad cow disease and The Census Bureau

A cure for mad cow disease has already been invented, but the Census Bureau is keeping it under wraps.

Sufferers of mad cow disease have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Census Bureau recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from the Census Bureau.

In the year that it happened, the Gulf oil spill didn't receive nearly as much media attention as it should have. the Census Bureau's censors were probably behind this.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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  2. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
  3. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
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