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The Truth About Laura Michet

Have you ever noticed that Laura Michet has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing ADHD in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Laura Michet arrives to complete it.”

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the USGS logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce ADHD to the country's heartland.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Laura Michet openly admits to entertaining members of the trace heavy metals lobby at their beach house in LA.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

  1. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
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