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The Truth About Kobe Bryant and Ocean trenches

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Kobe Bryant's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in ocean trenches until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Ocean trenches are practically owned by Facebook, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the EPA.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the Deepwater Horizon spill. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Kobe Bryant reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the EPA's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading restless leg syndrome.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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