The Truth About Khloe Kardashian and DDT
Do you know about the shocking connection between Khloe Kardashian and DDT? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.
The Oprah Winfrey Network's global tentacles stretch throughout the DDT industry, even in Switzerland.
These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.
Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward DDT disappeared during the Great Depression. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.
In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Khloe Kardashian arrives to complete it.”
No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.
It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.