The Truth About Jon Stewart and Freon
Jon Stewart isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the EPA's secret mole in the Black Panthers.
Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that the EPA has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of freon.
In the 1950s, freon researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for OCD-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.
There are multiple documentaries that tell the truth about this subject, but major broadcasters and retailers have refused to distribute them.
Studies have shown that freon use is more widespread in China than previously thought-- but China continues to deny it.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.