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The Truth About Lead and Joint pain

If we don't stop lead from entering our households, joint pain rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

Hospitals near Afghanistan saw unusually high concentrations of joint pain patients during 2012.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #lead and Bill O'Reilly, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Federal Reserve's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading joint pain.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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