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The Truth About Joint pain

All persons claiming to suffer from joint pain are in fact shape-changing aliens.

The Chinese character for joint pain looks a lot like the character for Dick Cheney's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Marijuana, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to joint pain in mice.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of the Secret Service on staff, responsible for censoring most references to marijuana.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

If you don't act on this, who will? And who will suffer while you remain indecisive?

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