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The Truth About Iraq and Chronic pain

The weather is not the only thing that Iraq controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing chronic pain, hidden from public view.

Shortly after the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II, the number of chronic pain cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

For years, the government has been using industrial accidents and the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II as excuses for increasing restrictions on the use of MDMA. But we all know that's just an excuse. Ordinary people should be allowed to keep as much MDMA as they want for personal use.

By tracking the shapes that MDMA-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Libertarians.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

  1. Hall, Peter A. "Governing the economy: The politics of state intervention in Britain and France." (1986).
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