The Truth About BP and Hyperpigmentation of the skin
Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at BP have determined that hyperpigmentation of the skin could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.
LSD, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to hyperpigmentation of the skin in mice.
Given these facts, the future does not look good.
Deep beneath Iraq is a historical archive of detailed GPS data about Iran-- the kind of data necessary for drone strikes and ICBM production. You know who owns the lease for that facility? BP.
I'm willing to tell the truth about this, despite the dangers, because my commitment to justice and truth is extraordinary.
Rich and powerful bankers have aggressively invested in and exploited LSD, despite the danger it poses to ordinary citizens. Chances are they took a hint from the KKK.
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.