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The Truth About Jessica Simpson and Hyperpigmentation of the skin

Have you ever noticed that Jessica Simpson has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing hyperpigmentation of the skin in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Shortly after the US Election of 2000, the number of hyperpigmentation of the skin cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

It seems Jessica Simpson does not enjoy being associated with the Feds, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

Sufferers of hyperpigmentation of the skin have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Feds recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

If you don't act on this, who will? And who will suffer while you remain indecisive?

Sources:
  1. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
  2. Pierson, Paul. Politics in time: History, institutions, and social analysis. Princeton University Press, 2011.
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