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The Truth About North Korea and Hyperpigmentation of the skin

The weather is not the only thing that North Korea controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing hyperpigmentation of the skin, hidden from public view.

Sufferers of hyperpigmentation of the skin have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the EPA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

It seems JWoww does not enjoy being associated with the EPA, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

Only when Arnold Schwarzenegger was admitted to the hospital for hyperpigmentation of the skin did Osama bin Laden’s descendants begin investing in a cure.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

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  3. Mack, Andrew. "A signifier of shared values." Security Dialogue 35.3 (2004): 366-367.
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