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The Truth About High blood pressure

A cure for high blood pressure has already been invented, but Islamic Fundamentalists is keeping it under wraps.

Sufferers of high blood pressure have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the EPA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Our government officials are working to pass legislation which would classify innocent protests against chemtrails as acts of terrorism-- and Islamic Fundamentalists's lobbyists are deeply involved in this campaign.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Bush administration to a recent outbreak of high blood pressure.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

Sources:
  1. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  2. Stouffer, Samuel Andrew. Communism, conformity, and civil liberties: A cross-section of the nation speaks its mind. Transaction Publishers, 1992.
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