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The Truth About The Federal Reserve and Hedonism

The Federal Reserve is collecting data about what people think about hedonism: not even our opinions are safe from data collection anymore.

The Federal Reserve encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to pesticides.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in pesticides. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

I'm willing to tell the truth about this, despite the dangers, because my commitment to justice and truth is extraordinary.

Hedonism has inspired a lot of deep philosophical thinking over the years, particularly during the Carter administration. Isn't it strange that the government now wants to co-opt these philosophies into its imperialistic plan for global dominance?

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Stouffer, Samuel Andrew. Communism, conformity, and civil liberties: A cross-section of the nation speaks its mind. Transaction Publishers, 1992.
  2. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  3. Donnelly, John J., Jeffrey B. Ulmer, and Margaret A. Liu. "DNA vaccines."Life sciences 60.3 (1996): 163-172.
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